When you walk into our store a recorded message will play          " STOP !  You must read the signs on the swinging doors before ENTERING, once you Enter, YOU AGREED, This is ONLY if you don't make a purchase of $ 5.00 or more.
If you would like to keep your photo and information off of our site, Then think twice about SHOPLIFTING, NOT paying the Browsing Amusement Fee or Abusing our Store Policies or Disrespecting Us.
They refused to pay the browsing amusement fee 
This person  was told he was not permitted back into the store or on the property due to not wanting to follow store policies.  He also mentioned he was a retired police officer and a member of the community and I didn't know who I was messing with.  He also called me a fuckin queer and as I told him, it takes one to know one.
 Punk was tolded not to come back to the store or permitted on the property, after he called me an asshole and told me to go and fuck myself.  I can't help he can't read or chose not to, LOOK he passed one of our posted signs and he even passed the same one when you entered with a red strobe light.  Ps he stated he's going to sue me, LOL get in line.  Funny how people think they can just walk all over you and cuss you out, due to their ignorance.  He must of been having a bad day and took it out on us.
He stated that he is not paying the browsing fees and even told me I can get his phone number off his van, pretty bad that another business man would refuse to pay for our services.  Um wonder if I can use his service stairbusters and not pay him?  They came in as a couple.
He claimed to have no money and we told him if he pays we will remove his picture, He was respectful to us. 
This guy don't know when to shut up and said, "it's his freedom of speech to cuss us out."  Well not here it's my store and this ASSHOLE was told not to come back.  Got a handicap plate on his truck, not a damn thing wrong with him cussing and walking around in here, must be for his mouth.
Refused to pay and didn't care if we posted his picture.  Pa Plate number YVB5968 Black Ford F-150
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Pull in with your white Escalade and bitch about having to pay the browsing fee.  As she made the comment "I understand 1 person having to pay but not a couple."  Well from my point, I thought I was watching Pretty Women part 2.  Hanging on each other kissing and acting like young fools, get a room, ps we don't RENT ROOMS LOL. Just because this is an Adult Novelty Store, you would think some would still have MORALS.
When they were asked if they need any help or suggestions, they replied, "we don't need your advice."  I think they stopped at the wrong place, they should've headed to the Quality Inn.
This person was told not to come back to my store, due to bitching about our security system and threatening to reporting it to the authorities.  Just another asshole.  Makes you wonder was he up to no good and the cameras stopped him
Meet Ben Oshe and Kicker !  They don't agree with our browsing/amusemnet fee so she decides to take her anger out on my door.  The State Police was notified and I am filing charges.    Comes in acting all shy and turns into a Ms Chuck Norris.  I really didn't think she could lift her leg up that high.
09-23-10 This ASSHOLE had the option to just turn around and leave, but made a scene, before he did.  Claimed he slept with my mother. Who or whatever my mother has fucked*ed is her business and personally I don't think this TROLL could get it UP.
This asshole caused one hell of a scene and bitched about 5.00 but wanted to go to a titty bar.  I guess he was planning on using pennies.  Utah Plate Z9432Y
Please notice, they read our signs and also hear the voice announcement, but they both want to argue with us anyway.  They claim they didn't understand, see or hear.  God help us and I guess some need hookedonphonics.
These DRUNKS Refused to pay browsing fee, and the guy in blue shooting his mouth off about people being queer, I think he needs to look in the mirror.
LOOK, not only do I hear the audio announcement I am reading the signs by pointing them out, but we decide these rules do not apply to us, by calling the police.   Click link below and see for yourself.
He asked after browsing the store.  People try to come up with anything, so they think they don't have to pay.
Cussing at us and said, "I will never be back."  as he threw $ 5.00... LOL and then the idiot drove over the curb ... was funny to see his ass flopping around as he went up over it !!!!
This dude walks in, listens to announcement, then turns to pre-recorded message box and says, "Fuck you."  As he leaves we greet him with a Fuck you and he doesn't like it, watch videos (LOL)  Click on links to watch below. 
The 2 stars were Pictures of 2 men, that came back and paid the browsing fee and also were very RESPECTFUL.  Thanks Guys 
PA PLATE # FWJ 7816 white car leaving.....  
Coming IN, watch below
Showed them 2 pieces of merchandise cause there cheap asses didn't want to pay a browsing fee if they didn't make a purchase, but shooting there mouth off they were gonna spend big money LOL. watch below.
2nd time for the toastmaster to come in and just bitch and run his mouth.  
We were considering of removing the video, but due to an email we received, the video will remain up.  Funny how people think. Were NOT going to enable excuses for the ignorance.   E-mail is from: bthripp has posted a comment on your channel:

          These people claim to be "business people" but all that they are are rude, inconsiderate human beings ( if that's what you want to call them) that just enjoy making fun of others. Please at least learn how to spell correctly if you  are going to make fun of someone! How pathetic as business owners that you treat people the way you do! I will make sure to tell everyone I know what kind of rude people you are by making fun of others. Grow up! Hopefully word will get around and you will lose many customers.
What an ASSHOLE this guy is !!!  He gets a little booze in him, he thinks he's the HULK.  Banned from Illusions.  Refused to pay 5.00 
asking if we have coloring books, this isn't toys R us dumb ass
Aaron Kaler 
695 Rail Road Street
Jersey Pa 17749

Didn't agree of the 5.00 fee without making purchase so he thinks he can blurt out the Queer word.  Funny that's always on ones mind when one gets heated.

Fuck YOU Aaron
814-952-0675  called here at 12:10 A.M. and threatend us with a lawsuit for posting information on our website.  caller would not give name.  We did call caller back and asked for his name, but he declined and we stated we will post his threat online.  He did call back at 12:13 A.M. and made threats again... all calls are recorded.
These two drunken assholes come in wanting to waste our time.  Again they think they are a customer even though they weren't going to make a purchase !!!  Besides these assholes were ejected.  The Elvis looking one even threw a pencil at me LMFAO as he aimed and missed me
724-859-4971  Keeps calling our establishment and pranking.  The persons were warned before, not to call back or there number would be posted. So these people must have a sense of humor so give them a call. 
Again to all of our paying Customers, This is why we have our policy at the door.  These type of people are NOT customers !!!  These are the pain in the asses we don't want in our business.  
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http://www.illusions2.com/ is an adult store ran by a homosexual in Kittanning Pa, 16201. Today I watched them proudly displaying an Obama – Biden sign in their parking lot. Ignorance must be bliss! Email your voice to : 7245484800@comcast.net They also accept text msgs to (724)548-4800


Refused to pay the 5.00 browsing fee, due to our movie room takes 10.00 from 11:00 am to 10 PM.  The old bastard was very opinionated but couldn't read or follow the rules we already have and telling us how it should be 

Plate #  ESE 2492  PA
Walk in with a mouthful of cig smoke and exhaled it, in our entrance, What an ASSHOLE !  The NO SMOKING sign outside the door means NO SMOKING you white trash idiot !!!
He read the sign and stated he forget wallet in car, which is his caravan Plate # HXF1728 Gold 
Randall thought he was Mr. Tough guy, as he twisted my wrist in parking lot, cause his plate information was taken.  Randall was advised of the Castle Doctrine, which for his sake was NOT enforced. 
"Mike P" This drunken ass came in knowing the rules and could barely stand.  He pushed me thinking he is all tuff, but ran cowardly.  He is on video of pissing in my lot and the penisless bastard should of been embarrassed of exposing nothing.  Guess his arm muscles make up for his little dick.  
This guy claims to be NEW to the area, but is a gay closested male.  Claims not to want drama but sure didn't have a problem staring it with me due to our RULES.  This ass must not understand the concept of our rules, but didn't have a problem shooting his text messages to us.  Hire your attorney now, as you stated u would, the one you blow, as you stated also.
Please NOTE, this video is NOT of a customer, but a Tenant of mine.  
This IDIOT ! actually just walked in and came to counter and said I'm not paying to just look around, I said then fuckin turn ur ass around and leave if your not here to make a purchase.  We cater to our paying customers, NOT THESE types of fools.
Well another asshole !!!  We will call him Negative Nancy.  Just stands there and shoots off his mouth with a fuck you, cause of our rules.  This is what we DON'T want as a Customer!  ps he grabbed his pocket and said he gots lots of money, and I suggested he needs to invest it into his Ford Pickup.
This guy comes back to the store with attitude and demanding his picture to be taken down.... It's oblivious he doesn't respect the RULES that we have in place... Then he called twice threatening with an attorney... What a joke... Congratulations Andrew we now got an updated picture of you and DO NOT TRESPASS, by coming to the store again.  He gave us 3 days to remove his information.  His picture is below of him and his wife as he instructed us to get his phone number off of his business van stairbusters.  This happened about 4 or 5 years ago and NOW it's an ISSUE... ??
ya.... another dumb ass who can't read or understand message... this is what we don't want.... Nissan  Plate HXS 47401
This guy in Kings uniform asked for a job application to work here and gets all cocky with me and I said, "Do you really think we would hire you asshole."  Then he replied by calling me scum and every other word in the book and said look where you work... LMFO.... but he inquired for an application here... umm another fucking nut....
This ASS,reads the signage and hears the audio recording and even laughs about it to me and tells me he likes my sign..  Then becomes a real ass causing a scene about our rules and was just a browser himself.. Told him to shut his mouth or he will be posted for disrespting us.  His mouth kept running and stated he will hire an attorney... LOL  hope Legal Aid can assist him.
Unreal !! These people walk in and as I explained the rules to them,about the browsing fee if you do NOT make a purchase, He told me to go and fuck myself and the company... I said excuse me.  I went and got their plate # and next thing you know they call 911 to report me taking their plate #.... This is exactly what we will NOT tolerate nor want these type of people in our establishment....  Simply just walk OUT if you don't like our rules and sir.. go fuck yourself now.....