When you walk into our store a recorded message will play          " STOP !  You must read the signs on the swinging doors before ENTERING, once you Enter, YOU AGREED, This is ONLY if you don't make a purchase of $ 5.00 or more.
If you would like to keep your photo and information off of our site, Then think twice about SHOPLIFTING, NOT paying the Browsing Amusement Fee or Abusing our Store Policies or Disrespecting Us.
They refused to pay the browsing amusement fee 
This person  was told he was not permitted back into the store or on the property due to not wanting to follow store policies.  He also mentioned he was a retired police officer and a member of the community and I didn't know who I was messing with.  He also called me a fuckin queer and as I told him, it takes one to know one.
 Punk was tolded not to come back to the store or permitted on the property, after he called me an asshole and told me to go and fuck myself.  I can't help he can't read or chose not to, LOOK he passed one of our posted signs and he even passed the same one when you entered with a red strobe light.  Ps he stated he's going to sue me, LOL get in line.  Funny how people think they can just walk all over you and cuss you out, due to their ignorance.  He must of been having a bad day and took it out on us.
He stated that he is not paying the browsing fees and even told me I can get his phone number off his van, pretty bad that another business man would refuse to pay for our services.  Um wonder if I can use his service stairbusters and not pay him?  They came in as a couple.
He claimed to have no money and we told him if he pays we will remove his picture, He was respectful to us. 
This guy don't know when to shut up and said, "it's his freedom of speech to cuss us out."  Well not here it's my store and this ASSHOLE was told not to come back.  Got a handicap plate on his truck, not a damn thing wrong with him cussing and walking around in here, must be for his mouth.
Refused to pay and didn't care if we posted his picture.  Pa Plate number YVB5968 Black Ford F-150
Pull in with your white Escalade and bitch about having to pay the browsing fee.  As she made the comment "I understand 1 person having to pay but not a couple."  Well from my point, I thought I was watching Pretty Women part 2.  Hanging on each other kissing and acting like young fools, get a room, ps we don't RENT ROOMS LOL. Just because this is an Adult Novelty Store, you would think some would still have MORALS.
When they were asked if they need any help or suggestions, they replied, "we don't need your advice."  I think they stopped at the wrong place, they should've headed to the Quality Inn.
This person was told not to come back to my store, due to bitching about our security system and threatening to reporting it to the authorities.  Just another asshole.  Makes you wonder was he up to no good and the cameras stopped him
Meet Ben Oshe and Kicker !  They don't agree with our browsing/amusemnet fee so she decides to take her anger out on my door.  The State Police was notified and I am filing charges.    Comes in acting all shy and turns into a Ms Chuck Norris.  I really didn't think she could lift her leg up that high.
09-23-10 This ASSHOLE had the option to just turn around and leave, but made a scene, before he did.  Claimed he slept with my mother. Who or whatever my mother has fucked*ed is her business and personally I don't think this TROLL could get it UP.
This asshole caused one hell of a scene and bitched about 5.00 but wanted to go to a titty bar.  I guess he was planning on using pennies.  Utah Plate Z9432Y
Please notice, they read our signs and also hear the voice announcement, but they both want to argue with us anyway.  They claim they didn't understand, see or hear.  God help us and I guess some need hookedonphonics.
These DRUNKS Refused to pay browsing fee, and the guy in blue shooting his mouth off about people being queer, I think he needs to look in the mirror.
LOOK, not only do I hear the audio announcement I am reading the signs by pointing them out, but we decide these rules do not apply to us, by calling the police.   Click link below and see for yourself.
He asked after browsing the store.  People try to come up with anything, so they think they don't have to pay.
Cussing at us and said, "I will never be back."  as he threw $ 5.00... LOL and then the idiot drove over the curb ... was funny to see his ass flopping around as he went up over it !!!!
This dude walks in, listens to announcement, then turns to pre-recorded message box and says, "Fuck you."  As he leaves we greet him with a Fuck you and he doesn't like it, watch videos (LOL)  Click on links to watch below. 
The 2 stars were Pictures of 2 men, that came back and paid the browsing fee and also were very RESPECTFUL.  Thanks Guys 
PA PLATE # FWJ 7816 white car leaving.....  
Coming IN, watch below
Showed them 2 pieces of merchandise cause there cheap asses didn't want to pay a browsing fee if they didn't make a purchase, but shooting there mouth off they were gonna spend big money LOL. watch below.
2nd time for the toastmaster to come in and just bitch and run his mouth.  
We were considering of removing the video, but due to an email we received, the video will remain up.  Funny how people think. Were NOT going to enable excuses for the ignorance.   E-mail is from: bthripp has posted a comment on your channel:

          These people claim to be "business people" but all that they are are rude, inconsiderate human beings ( if that's what you want to call them) that just enjoy making fun of others. Please at least learn how to spell correctly if you  are going to make fun of someone! How pathetic as business owners that you treat people the way you do! I will make sure to tell everyone I know what kind of rude people you are by making fun of others. Grow up! Hopefully word will get around and you will lose many customers.
What an ASSHOLE this guy is !!!  He gets a little booze in him, he thinks he's the HULK.  Banned from Illusions.  Refused to pay 5.00 
asking if we have coloring books, this isn't toys R us dumb ass
Aaron Kaler 
695 Rail Road Street
Jersey Pa 17749

Didn't agree of the 5.00 fee without making purchase so he thinks he can blurt out the Queer word.  Funny that's always on ones mind when one gets heated.

Fuck YOU Aaron
814-952-0675  called here at 12:10 A.M. and threatend us with a lawsuit for posting information on our website.  caller would not give name.  We did call caller back and asked for his name, but he declined and we stated we will post his threat online.  He did call back at 12:13 A.M. and made threats again... all calls are recorded.
These two drunken assholes come in wanting to waste our time.  Again they think they are a customer even though they weren't going to make a purchase !!!  Besides these assholes were ejected.  The Elvis looking one even threw a pencil at me LMFAO as he aimed and missed me
724-859-4971  Keeps calling our establishment and pranking.  The persons were warned before, not to call back or there number would be posted. So these people must have a sense of humor so give them a call. 
Again to all of our paying Customers, This is why we have our policy at the door.  These type of people are NOT customers !!!  These are the pain in the asses we don't want in our business.  
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http://www.illusions2.com/ is an adult store ran by a homosexual in Kittanning Pa, 16201. Today I watched them proudly displaying an Obama – Biden sign in their parking lot. Ignorance must be bliss! Email your voice to : 7245484800@comcast.net They also accept text msgs to (724)548-4800


Refused to pay the 5.00 browsing fee, due to our movie room takes 10.00 from 11:00 am to 10 PM.  The old bastard was very opinionated but couldn't read or follow the rules we already have and telling us how it should be 

Plate #  ESE 2492  PA
Walk in with a mouthful of cig smoke and exhaled it, in our entrance, What an ASSHOLE !  The NO SMOKING sign outside the door means NO SMOKING you white trash idiot !!!
He read the sign and stated he forget wallet in car, which is his caravan Plate # HXF1728 Gold 
Randall thought he was Mr. Tough guy, as he twisted my wrist in parking lot, cause his plate information was taken.  Randall was advised of the Castle Doctrine, which for his sake was NOT enforced. 
"Mike P" This drunken ass came in knowing the rules and could barely stand.  He pushed me thinking he is all tuff, but ran cowardly.  He is on video of pissing in my lot and the penisless bastard should of been embarrassed of exposing nothing.  Guess his arm muscles make up for his little dick.  
This guy claims to be NEW to the area, but is a gay closested male.  Claims not to want drama but sure didn't have a problem staring it with me due to our RULES.  This ass must not understand the concept of our rules, but didn't have a problem shooting his text messages to us.  Hire your attorney now, as you stated u would, the one you blow, as you stated also.
This IDIOT ! actually just walked in and came to counter and said I'm not paying to just look around, I said then fuckin turn ur ass around and leave if your not here to make a purchase.  We cater to our paying customers, NOT THESE types of fools.
Well another asshole !!!  We will call him Negative Nancy.  Just stands there and shoots off his mouth with a fuck you, cause of our rules.  This is what we DON'T want as a Customer!  ps he grabbed his pocket and said he gots lots of money, and I suggested he needs to invest it into his Ford Pickup.
This guy comes back to the store with attitude and demanding his picture to be taken down.... It's oblivious he doesn't respect the RULES that we have in place... Then he called twice threatening with an attorney... What a joke... Congratulations Andrew we now got an updated picture of you and DO NOT TRESPASS, by coming to the store again.  He gave us 3 days to remove his information.  His picture is below of him and his wife as he instructed us to get his phone number off of his business van stairbusters.  This happened about 4 or 5 years ago and NOW it's an ISSUE... ??
ya.... another dumb ass who can't read or understand message... this is what we don't want.... Nissan  Plate HXS 47401
This guy in Kings uniform asked for a job application to work here and gets all cocky with me and I said, "Do you really think we would hire you asshole."  Then he replied by calling me scum and every other word in the book and said look where you work... LMFO.... but he inquired for an application here... umm another fucking nut....
This ASS,reads the signage and hears the audio recording and even laughs about it to me and tells me he likes my sign..  Then becomes a real ass causing a scene about our rules and was just a browser himself.. Told him to shut his mouth or he will be posted for disrespting us.  His mouth kept running and stated he will hire an attorney... LOL  hope Legal Aid can assist him.
Unreal !! These people walk in and as I explained the rules to them,about the browsing fee if you do NOT make a purchase, He told me to go and fuck myself and the company... I said excuse me.  I went and got their plate # and next thing you know they call 911 to report me taking their plate #.... This is exactly what we will NOT tolerate nor want these type of people in our establishment....  Simply just walk OUT if you don't like our rules and sir.. go fuck yourself now.....
The first picture is of driver of the vehicle who's passenger threw out McDonalds garbage over fence.  It's all on video.  We notified the number that called and the person claims, He doesn't know who he let borrow his cell phone.  This matter is being turned over to the police for littering.  Sorry Driver you will be the one getting the fine.  Your responsible for your passenger.  These people are banned from our store.
Most people with common sense would call and make things right, but for those who don't or won't accept responsibilities act like this.
Comes in, READS our RULES, and even brings merchandise to counter.  Well he claimed he had to go to his vehicle to get his wallet.  Funny he sped out of our parking lot... This is why we have rules, to keep people from wasting our time.  Just another ass.
Once you come thru the gate, YOU agreed to our terms..... Again, This is a business to make money and a place to feel comfortable to shop, Not to make one uncomfortable or to be an IDIOT....
Unreal... This guy comes in without I.D. due to a recent DUI from what he told me.  I said, "Sorry you are going to have to get a Photo I.D. and come back.  He gets all cocky with me and tells the girl he was with who had Photo I.D. I wouldn't buy anything from here... What an ASS... I didn't tell you to get a DUI and I'm just doing my JOB. ps.... he also mentioned he was 20 yrs old and he shouldn't of been drinking either.   
 As they were exiting, the clerk asked may I help you?  Yes we were looking for Double Penetrators and Vibrating Nipple Clamps, which we have.  The CHEAP ASS just wanted to be argumentative and refused to pay. He questioned what are we going to do about it...... Well this matter was resolved.

She's just laughing and said, " I'm from out of town and I don't want to buy anything."  This is a prime example.  This is a business to make money and to make our customers comfortable, not a fucking Adult Day Care Center......   Want to browse, go to our website, you can spend all day on it, if you like.... 
Porter... Thinks the rules should change, cause he knows me and boy did I get to know the real ass he is...  Over  5.00.... This is why we have our rules to keep one's out like HIM.
Text messages are in the video below.  Porter wanted to do work for free for me and I declined.  I said, "NO."  We pay for what we want, this way there is no misunderstanding.  He said ok, well whatever you pay is fine.  The window he was going to install for me was like back in October (lol)  Well according to my calendar, It's almost mid January.  Well Porter comes in like 2 weeks ago with a window that he gives me, with my husband here.  Ok I thanked him but said, No I need clear glass and thanked him, so Porter told me to keep it and get clear glass.  So I did.  Well when Porter comes in, I've been giving him discounts and even a free item.  Well shit after no window and just bullshit stories, I stopped giving free items and discounts.  I even told my husband, I don't want him doing the work..... cause I showed him what I wanted and he still wanted me to draw it on paper... wft nah this will turn out to be a nightmare and a hole in my wall LOL .... and yes Porter I can afford a contractor and your 5.00 isn't going to break me, it's the principal and your the ignorant one.
P.A. Plate JME 8702
This PIG thinks he can litter, well PIG you might do that in WV in your backyard but you aint doing it here...
This mother fucker acting stupid... Simple question I asked him when he entered, "are you here to shop or go to video room?  He replied I don't know.. I told hm the rules and he said this is ridiculous and called me an asshole... I said ,"your the asshole mother fucker now get out."  
He came to the counter and asked, "Where is the hardcore shit?"  She replied, I don't know what you mean as into magazines or movies.  He said, "movies."  He was directed into that room.  He took a quick glance and said, "You don't have that much and he was told over 800 DvDs.   He was told about browsing fee and he said he aint paying shit.  This is the kind of asshole, that I'd like to wrap in an American Flag and burn his ass.
Plate#  DV 94902
These 2 assholes spent 20 minutes in here browsing... then was going to leave without paying browsing fee... The pig in the blanket mouthing off and saying this isn't right, even though he heard the voice announcement and read the signs.... The Pig in a blanket then threatened to knock out our glass window in the door.


These are the type of assholes we will NOT permit in our store... The police were notified as Clint Reesman was notified on Facebook, that they are not permitted back on property and if they do they will be charged with trespassing.
Joshua Hatley used his credit card and I asked for I.d after I processed it, due to Joshua's signature did NOT match from his card and receipt signature.  He said, "What does it matter, you already processed it."  I replied back and said, "You are correct, I did process it, but if your Id didn't match you wouldn't of gotten the card back."  Joshua flipped out on me and became irate... I said, "WOW you should appreciate us doing our job.  The way we process is NO DIFFERENT THAN ANY OTHER BUSINESS EXCEPT WE ACTUALLY DO I.D YOU IF YOUR SIGNATURE DOESN'T MATCH... 
So Fuck YOU  JOSHUA....

724-882-2326 Called our establishment at 10:51 am on 8/21/16  trying to be funny and the bitch simply wasn't... but she was told the call is being recorded as we also informed her, her number will be posted online, now who's laughing..... Your number will simply be blocked from our system now.... LOL  
This ignorant prick trying to use his disability,feeling he shouldn't have to pay the browsing fee,claiming he didn't hear the voice message even though it's posted.  Then this jackass is pointing out that our sign should be posted on the side wall and not in front of the swinging gates.  What a fucking dumb ass !!  We don't discriminate and handicap people will follow the same rules as those who aren't.  Oh and the most famous line, we're being sued.  Please mother fucker get in line.  Don't abuse your handicap and think your ignorance is acceptable.
Video coming ... of this dickhead ringing bell and running away... grow up you fucking dumb ass.  He was at the bar, and this is the fucking shit we put up with at times.... A fucking grown ass man acting like he's 12 and he's permitted to drink... see just because he's legally allowed to drink, doesn't mean he should be allowed.
Just another asshole who thinks our rules don't apply to him... 
oooh L@@K another asshole who thinks our rules don't apply to him... well they do Lic plate #   HCS 7629
This FUCKING CLOWN calling another a clown... Seriously... This asshole was WARNED and even listened to our rules, but THE CLOWN wanted a fight....   This CLOWN was pissed, because I posted a sign about people treating our store like a flea market.  The sign says we're like Walmart and you don't negotiate their pricing SO FUCK YOU... License Plate ZJJ 7805 FORD F-150 CHARCOAL GRAY
I see no signage nor hear anything, even though I did.... but wanted a free glimpse... well ass the rules apply to you as they do to everyone else.
The asshole listened to whole message and knew what the rules were, but lied to us about coming back in to purchase a tobacco pipe.  He was warned,that he would be posted if he just left... well now you see another asshole on the list.
He admitted he didn't listen to our message or bother reading our rules.  After lollygagging the jackass said, "I only need directions to a strip club."  I said,"Do I look like fucking map quest."  So the asshole refused to pay the browsing fee and said about hiring his attorney.  I told him hire his attorney as I'll have 5 to your 1.  Then he kindly told me to fuck off, I kindly said,You go and fuck yourself now....   Plate #  PA JTS 7832
Carolyn Bennett got busted for shopliffing and is banned from Illusions.  
Same bullshit story, I didn't hear or read till I passed the swinging doors, Well guess what dude, The browsing fee applies to YOU as well... this is exactly why we have it, cause people like you are just a waste of time.  
This lady threatened to give us bad reviews on the internet... oh what a character she was... after dropping 3 items and damaging our packaging she fount nothing, after 40 mins of browsing... unreal
This cocky BITCH, just wanted to kill time and act like a fucking moron and our policy forbidded her of doing so... so she mouths off our stuff is a piece of shit... she is the typical white trash.... honey put your clothes on before entering a business, your not at Walmart .  
412-453-7024 decided to prank us.... The caller wants to know about anal beads, so if any of you want to help this caller.... call ... 412-453-7024
WTF is wrong with people like this???  They read and listened to our rules, but still want to fight about the browsing fee.  The first question from him was, do we have a restroom... and they took their tour of the store and cheap ass fuckers were just walking out.  She refused to pay and stated this is illegal.  NO deaf ears, these rules keep people out like YOU.  She stated she'd never be back... Thank GOD, cause her broke ass and one's like her would not keep us in business.  NOW go hire your attorney as whatever he is to you stated he was going to do.  They were told never to come back.  License Plate is ZFP 7169
I'd think after all the money she got from the tooth fairy, surely she had $ 5.00
L@@K how the smile went away, after the bitch got all bitchy about not paying the browsing fee... 
This is a group that came up from Mel's.  The 2 dickheads in the door, were gonna be nothing but problems. Look at dickhead holding a beer can, as he rung the bell when his cheap ass left due to the browsing fee.  See our policy works... We don't have time for these kind of assholes.  
Wow.... another one.  He visited our video room and our rules are loud and clear on motion voice message stating when done watching movies you are to leave immediately or you will pay the browsing fee if you go on the sells floor without making a purchase of 5.00 of more.    So he threatens me with a law suit (LOL) cause he thinks he doesn't have to follow our rules.  PA Plate number KCL 7173 
At 10:50 PM  May 19, 2015 phone number 724-487-4401 called and he claimed to be the driver and threaten me that I have 3 days to remove his picture or he's calling his attorney and he's not responsible for his friend throwing the garbage.  I told him, don't be mad at us, be mad at your friend and tell him to make it right.  Then he said,"there will be a price to pay and assured me there will be trouble made."
This arrogant ass thinks he can walk into our establishment with a lit cigarette and not listen to the rules... Hey dickhead YOU WERE INFORMED.